Phish Purity Test

The Phish Purity Test has historically served as a rite of passage on lot. It's a voluntary opportunity for phans to bond, and to track the evolution of their Phish career.

Caution: This is not a to-do list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in jail time.

Click on every item you have done. Your score starts at 100 and each item you check decreases it by one. PT stands for Phantasy Tour.

Have you ever...

  1. Listened to an entire Phish show
  2. Been to a Phish show
  3. Been to over 10+ Phish shows
  4. Been to over 25 Phish shows
  5. Been to over 100 Phish shows
  6. Travelled more than 100 miles to see Phish
  7. Spent more than $1000 on trip to see Phish
  8. Been to a full three-night run
  9. Been to a full four-night run
  10. Followed Phish to multiple consecutive tour stops
  11. Skipped an important event to see Phish (e.g., wedding, funeral)
  12. Purchased aftermarket ticket for below face value
  13. Purchased aftermarket ticket above face value
  14. Purchased aftermarket ticket for at least $100 above face value
  15. Won a ticket in the lottery
  16. Purchased a LivePhish video stream
  17. Pirated a LivePhish video stream
  18. Been to a NYE show
  19. Been to a halloween costume show
  20. Been to a Phish festival
  21. Went to a show in 3.0
  22. Went to a show in 2.0
  23. Went to a show in 1.0
  24. Attended Coventry
  25. Attended Big Cypress
  26. Cried during a song at a show
  27. Successfully called the opener
  28. Have taped a show
  29. Left early from encore due to song choice
  30. Played hooky from work to see Phish
  31. Bought XM to listen to Phish Radio
  32. Subscribe to the Phish subreddit
  33. Have a PT account
  34. Have a moderator-approved PT account (i.e., you are allowed to post)
  35. Have Phish prints on display in your house
  36. Bought something on lot
  37. Own a lot shirt with the name of a Phish song on it
  38. Bummed a lighter from a stranger at a Phish show
  39. Bummed a joint from a stranger at a Phish show
  40. Ice cold fatties
  41. Bought drugs on lot
  42. Sold drugs on lot
  43. Taken psychadelics at a Phish show
  44. Watch Fzappa20 recaps
  45. Seen a Phish cover band live
  46. Played in a Phish cover band
  47. Met a member of the band
  48. CashOrTrade account
  49. Miracle’d a ticket
  50. Purchased a fake ticket
  51. Sold a ticket for more than face value
  52. Brought a tarp to a show
  53. Rode the rail
  54. Thrown glowsticks at a show
  55. Brought glowsticks to a show
  56. Purchased a Langedoc replica
  57. Made a friend because they were wearing Phish merch "in the wild"
  58. Seen TAB
  59. Seen Mike Gordon Band
  60. Seen Oysterhead
  61. Regularly check your Phish song/show stats
  62. Complained about the quality of the newest album
  63. Have tried to introduce someone to Phish
  64. Have successfully introduced someone to Phish
  65. Donated to Mockingbird Foundation (donate here)
  66. Gotten a Phish tattoo
  67. Own donut merch
  68. Phish bumper sticker on your car
  69. Phish license plate on your car
  70. Have had a hookup after a Phish concert
  71. Tried to flirt on lot
  72. Used Phish lyrics in casual conversation
  73. Flirted using Phish lyrics
  74. Had a one night stand with someone met at a Phish concert
  75. Had sex in tent
  76. Had sex on lot
  77. Had sex to song written by a member of Phish
  78. Phish mentioned in online dating profile
  79. Phish is most listened to band
  80. Can play a full Phish song on an instrument
  81. Gave drugs to a stranger inside a show
  82. Eaten a “Grilled cheese with motherfuckin’ bacon in every motherfuckin’ bite”
  83. Posted original Phish-related content on Reddit
  84. Sold goods at Shakedown
  85. Own a copy of “The Phish Companion”
  86. Seen the actual Rhombus sculpture in-person (not the MSG one)
  87. Spicy chicken sandwiches from section 119
  88. Blacked out at a Phish show
  89. Thrown up at a Phish show
  90. Had to go to medical tent at Phish show
  91. Left show early due to medical incident
  92. Have attended a Phellowship meeting
  93. Snuck into pit
  94. Snuck into Phish show without a ticket
  95. Witnessed a physical altercation at at Phish show
  96. Gotten in physical altercation at a Phish show
  97. Been kicked out of Phish show
  98. Been arrested at a Phish show
  99. Been banned from a venue due to actions taken at a Phish show
  100. Been banned from all future Phish shows